Children’s Books That Didn’t Make The Cut

I’ve had the following list for some time now and finally got around to posting it:

  1. You are Different and That’s Bad
  2. Take a Walk Down the Railroad Tracks with Me
  3. Dad’s New Wife ‘Greg’
  4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
  5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An “I-Can-Do-It” Book:
  6. A Children’s Guide to Hitchhiking
  7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
  8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  9. All Cats Go to Hell
  10. How to Kick Ass At School
  11. Some Kittens Can Fly
  12. Adoption: A Fresh Start
  13. Grandpa’s new Casket
  14. Fun With Abandoned Refrigerators
  15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
  19. Why You Were An Accident
  20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  21. Pop! Goes Froggy, And Other Great Microwave Games
  22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
  23. Nightmares: Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid
  24. A Child’s Guide to Final Arrangements
  25. Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School
  26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
  27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
  28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
  29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
  30. If It Feels Good, Touch It!
  31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet
  32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
  33. You Can’t Help It If You’re Stupid
  34. Patty Went Splat! (Don’t YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
  35. Bullies Have More Fun
  36. Mommy’s Got A New Baby To Love
  37. Timmy’s The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend
  38. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You’re Not A Sissy
  39. Michael Jackson’s “Fun” Place
  40. Harry Potter and the Stoned Sorcerer
  41. I Am My Own Grandpa
  42. Who’s My Daddy?
  43. Fatherhood: A Guide for the Adolescent
  44. Small Objects and Electrical Outlets
  45. Different Daddies Each Day of the Week
  46. Operation and Nomenclature of the Colt 1911 45 ACP
  47. Little Hands, Big Toasters
  48. How To Make A Plastic Bag Space Helmet
  49. Santa Claus And Other Lies Your Parents Told You
  50. Fun With Things Under The Kitchen Sink

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One Response to “Children’s Books That Didn’t Make The Cut”

  1. #17 made the cut — but it’s definitely for adults! Check out Strangers Have the Best Candy on Amazon.

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