One For The Sportsmen

If you’re like me you can’t wait for summer to arrive.  Every time I walk by my boat, sitting all covered up in the garage, I imagine myself out on the lake reeling in a big one.

Tim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.  One evening, after the honeymoon, he was loading some shells for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.  After a long period of silence she finally speaks.  “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing.   And as long as you’re at it, maybe you should sell your guns and boat too.”

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” Tim said.

“Ex-wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”

”I wasn’t!” He replied.

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