Sound Advice

I’m typically a very skeptical person and find it hard to believe “miracle” cures or far fetched schemes. I spent hours checking the following out on Google, Yahoo, Wikipedia and even Snopes.com! Guess what? They’re all 100% true!

  • Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
  • Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
  • For high blood pressure sufferers:  Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins.  Remember to use a timer.
  • A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
  • If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives.  Then you’ll be afraid to cough.
  • You only need two tools in life – wd-40 and duct tape.  If it doesn’t move and should, use the wd-40.  If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
  • If you can’t fix it with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
  • Thought for the day:  some people are like slinkies – not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when they’re pushed down the stairs.
  • Some additional advice:  Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and sleeping pills on the same night

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