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Maybe I'm Not a Redneck Afterall?

Maybe I’m Not a Redneck Afterall?

I Might Be a Redneck, But I’m Not An Extreme Redneck: You’re an EXTREME redneck when… You let your 14 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it. You’ve been married […]

I’m A Redneck And Proud Of It

Yup, I guess I’m a redneck… You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to Be offended by the phrase, “One nation, under God..” You might be a redneck if: You”ve never protested about seeing The 10 Commandments posted in public places.  You might be a redneck if: You still say “Christmas” […]

Redneck Stuff

You might be a redneck if you can identify with any of the items in the gallery:

Is Your A** Broken?

Most “normal” people, after buying their teenage son a dirt bike, would probably make sure that safety was #1.  Well, when you’re a redneck, safety is #5, or maybe #4 on a good day.  When you’re a redneck, the first thing you want to do with that new dirt bike is to put grandma #1 […]