Women vs Handguns…FIGHT!

Which is better, a handgun…or a woman?  You decide:

  • You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
  • You can trade a .44 for two .22’s.
  • You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
  • If you admire a friend’s handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
  • Your primary handgun doesn’t mind if you have a backup.
  • Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
  • A handgun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
  • Handguns function normally every day of the month.
  • A handgun won’t ask, “Do these grips make me look fat?”
  • A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you’re done using it.
  • You can have more than one handgun living in the same house without having problems.
  • A handgun doesn’t care how big your trigger finger is.
  • A handgun won’t tell all of its friends if you are a “little fast on the trigger”…
Don’t anyone be concerned about my spousal relationship…my wife was laughing over my shoulder as I read this.

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